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So I found this awesome book on Amazon, Everything Men Know About Women. It's listed for $16.14, has a description and also has reviews. It is simply brilliant.

When I saw this book, it reminded me of something a colleague of mine had told me. So he said there was this old man who was walking on the beach and he found a beat-up lamp. And he rubbed the lamp, and out popped a genie.

So the genie said, "Alright, you know the drill. You've got three wishes." So the man said, "Okay, I'd like unlimited wealth, and I'd like youth." The guy was old. The genie says, "Done. What's the third one?"

The man said, "I always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. So I would like you to build me a bridge from the mainland United States all the way to Hawaii." And the genie said, "Are you crazy, man? The ocean is so deep. It's so long. I'll have to suspend it. I'll have to support it. Ask me for something else."

So the man said, "Alright, I'd like to understand women." The genie looked at the man and said, "Okay, buddy. Would you like a two-lane highway or a four-lane highway?"

This book is also amazing. It is a 100-page book. All pages are blank.